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  cup soy margarine

 1 cup brown sugar

  cup soft tofu

 1 cup flour

  tsp. baking soda

 pinch of salt

  cup peanut butter

  cup chocolate chip

 1) cream soy margarine and brown sugar together.

 2) add tofu and blend very well.

 3) combine flour, salt, and baking soda to the mixture and mix all together.

 4) add peanut butter to mixture and mix.

 5) then add chocolate chips to mixture and mix.

 Bake at 375 for 10-12 minutes on an ungreased cookie sheet.